Tim was an 18 year old living life on hard mode. Not only was he born just an inch tall, but most people would obliviously crush him. Luckily his small body was soft and rubbery so if a passing runner happened to run over him, he would just flatten like a pancake. He can also be moulded and formed into various forms and shapes and if left alone reform after awhile good as new. Tim had some plus points in his life he recently made a wish on a shooting star to get noticed by some of the giant women and it seems it just came true. He was now living with three gorgeous women:
         Jen a blonde haired, D breasted and biggest ass you've seen. This girl lives up to her hair colour though. The nicest of the three but with a tendency to forget things including yourself. more than a few times she has sat on you while watching tv, Or put you somewhere and forgetting about it.
         Faye a black haired girl, C cups and a taught nice butt. Bit of an exercise freak and loves hitting the gym. She also likes seeing you humiliated by women's booties and more often than not prank her flatmates with you. Like the one time she moulded you into a pair of panties to lend to Kim.
         Kim a brown haired petite girl with B cups and a really cute butt. Kim is by far the cutest of the three women but her cuteness comes at a cost. She is a very lazy lass with some of the worst gas you have ever smelt. She had found out you had been turned into her panties by Faye once but being the lazy lass she is decided to keep wearing you until quote "I have got a good use out of them". Three days later you were freed from her horrifying butt crack after enduring her famous chilli farts and butt hole itching.
       "I think I'll go and see Jen, heard she is going shopping today" You said scrambling out of your bedroom/closet in the flat. The flat itself is a fairly decent size, with three bedrooms in the hallway as you enter. Faye's is first she claimed she needed to be closet the door as she is always off for a run. Jen's is second, she let the other girls pick for her to save arguments. Lastly is Kim's she wanted to be closest to the kitchen and bathroom at all times as walking was not something she enjoyed. Then there is your closet purposely remodelled to help your diminutive frame. After the hallway is a main living area with sofas and TV. A bathroom on the right and a kitchen on the left.
         You had just left your room when two feet appeared either side of you. "Good morning Tim" said Jen bending over smiling, while giving you ample time to stare at her massive boobs. You managed to avert your gaze for a second and find the words "Oh Jen I heard you were heading out shopping, mind if I tag along?" She looks at you with her best smile "Of course you can, the more the merrier" she then picks you up in her hand "You'll have to ride in my handbag though, cant walk there at your height" It usually bothered you when someone joked about your height, but with Jen you knew she didn't mean any harm. You were dropped in and climbed up to the edge so you could look out. "Ready to go?" she said opening the door heading to the bus stop.
         The walk was short and dizzying swaying back and forth, and was glad she was finally sat down. "So what we shopping for?" you asked. Oddly she just ignored you, that's when you noticed her headphones. "Damn she cant hear me..." you cursed knowing if your not careful she will forget about you. You decided the best bet was to go to her pocket and turn off her MP3, a much safer plan then scaling all the way to her ears. A quick hop and you landed on the bench and began walking over to her pocket. Once there you began to try and pull the headphone jack out, unlucky for you another bus user wanted to use the bench. This caused Jen to shift over politely crushing you like a steamroller. You were left flattened under her left butt cheek having to deal with her mammoth weight. Jen on the other hand was oblivious enjoying her music. "Oh I love this song" Jen gleefully began bouncing along to the beat. This was now a whole new level of torture with each bounce her cheek would undulate from immense weight. Literally making you feel like you would burst even though you knew you couldn't, and raising off enough to give you tiny glimmers of light from the out side world. "Oh the bus is hear" Jen said gathering her things, but where were you?

Jen shuffled off the seat and stepped into the queue for the bus. You followed her plastered like a cartoon character to her sizeable rump. You swore you heard some of the other bus goers comment on you, saying things like "look at her shorts they're hilarious". You didn't see the funny side though as her butt jiggled side to side while she walked to her seat. As she bent over you felt yourself stretch over her before feeling the cushioned seat press into your back, the steady increase in weight until she was fully sat down. Jen was not comfortable with the seats though "errrrgggh these chairs are always so uncomfortable" she grumbled under her breath. You were left being grinded back and forth by waves of pressure, caused by Jen's colossal cheek. Jen finally found a comfortable position when she leant against the window looking out, shifting her entire body weight onto you.
         The bus ride seemed to go on forever, the hot summer sun beaming into bus. The heat was becoming unbearable for the passengers, even worse for you currently pinned under you flatmate. Sweat began to form across her butt cheeks, luckily you were on the outside and only had a hint of the horror that lay on the other side. The bus seems to be reaching its destination as you feel it begin to slow, the horror sweeps over you as you remember the shopping centre has speed bumps before the car park. The first bump comes sending Jen a foot in the air, before plummeting back to the chair crushing you to paste. Then the second came launching her and splattering you. Others happened but you failed to remain conscious from the savage butt repeatedly pummelling you. You woke up later on but where were you?

You awoke to find your self half reformed but still stuck to the back of Jens shorts. You looked around to see her walking into a changing room with a wad of clothes in her hand. She takes the shorts off and hangs you up on the hooks. She turns her back to you and begins taking off her underwear and you feel yourself coming loose. You fall and land on some fabric...
What did you land on?

''I'm free, at last!'' You say without knowing what's about to happen.

''Huh?, who...?, I think it was nothing'' Says Jen bare ass, thinking that she had listened to something, or someone.

''Holy...'' Enjoying the view, you realize that right above you, the planet sized cheeks of Jen were waiting for something new.

You secretly LOVE Jen's butt, however you deny it to her every time. You keep this in secret because ironically, you were afraid of it, it was a real Titan, so GIANT, so STRONG, so POWERFUL and BEAUTIFUL. Jen, with or without wanting it, had let you enjoy of a lot its different sounds and smells.

She just start to pull it up and you...

While you were elevating towards her perfect flesh, some memories pass through your mind

You remembered that time when you were on her bed to spy her changing clothes in the morning. She took off her pijama, you contemplated her bare ass and it made you salivate, it was perfection itself, rounded like 2 basketball balls. After this, you saw her trying to put on her panties, she struggled a lot to put them on, but she made it. It covered three quarters of her moon sized butt, as you remembered, after put them on, she walked to her bathroom to look herself at the mirror, when she left the bathroom the panties were no longer covering the three quarters, as it originally was, instead, it was totally swallowed by her glutton asshole. You were convinced that inside that pair of molded-by-the-gods buttcheeks, there was actually a real black hole, which eats everything that get closer, anyway, you were about to find it out.

When you woke up from your little memories, you realized that you were about to enter that Great Cannyon that was your friend ass.
Now you were completely shoved into it.

''Wow, I didn't thought th-

Your comments were silenced by a force that pushed out of her planets, she took the back part of her thong only to release it and enter again into the monstrous spheres.

''Now, that was a ride!'' You thought inside her ass. ''I never expected her to do that!''

While you were fascinated by the whiplash, Jen was watching her new thong in the mirror.

''Hmm, it looks great!, I wonder if with this temptation Tim will confess at last that he loooves this fat ass, I mean, who wouldn't?, plus, sometimes he is very obvious, he was just passing through the sofa when I was about to seat. Or how to forget that time when we thought that I was sleeping and decided to get into my bed and try to ''silently'' enjoy of my butt, hahaha, that one was so funny, I remember that, I was stomach down, and when he was about to get in the middle of my ass, I farted very hard, sending him trough the skies to land on the floor of the room !'' After she says this, she slaps her butt, causing it to tremble.

''Wooooooooo!'' You feel your whole body shaking up by that mini-slap. ''If I could, I would do this everyday.
GGGRRRRRRRRRRR

''Oh, damn, I didn't thought that this would happen while I was trying on clothes, well, what can I do?''

PPPRRRFFFTTT

You heard a deafening thunder come from her anus, which felt like if a plane hits you, the next thing you feel, is the smell.

''Damn, I didn't remember the smell''

''Yeah, well, at least it was a little one''

''A little one?!'' You felt really scared by that clarification.


After this, you decide that...
You try to escape, more like?
Suddenly, another loud noise, a giant pressure pushes you out of the hole, wet fart, you got stuck between his buttocks, the stink and breathlessness you faint.

''Damn, I never thought that this could happen, I should have gone to the bathroom before I came here''

Jen now had a problem, she had on the thong, and the bathroom wasn't on the clothing store, but she didn't had enough time to take it off.

''Well, I think that I have to run from here before something worse happen!'' She start to dress, starting by her shorts. You were still passed out while all of this was happening. After she dressed herself, she started to walk very fast toward the exit, however. when she passed through the door, the alarm rang. A security guard which was in there stopped her.

''Hey!, miss!, I need you to come here''

Jen walk toward the guard with something evil in mind.

''I need to check you with this device-

''Look, handsome, I will be direct with you'' She put her left arm in the neck of the guard man. ''I am stealing a thong, because I don't want to pay for it, but nobody needs to know, no one but you and I''

''I'm sorry, but I'm just doing my job, and I must-

Before he could end the phrase, Jen took the hand of the guard, and put it in her giant right cheek. At the same time, with her left hand she unbottoned one of the buttons of her shirt, letting a bit of her boobs be free.

''I know that you are doing your job, but, we can be good friends, right?, please, I will take this as an advanced gift as a couple, wouldn't you like that?'' She wink her eye to the guard, who was pretty convinced.

''Hmm... Al-alright, but I will need your number''

''Take it honey'' She took a card from her shirt, and gave it to him, after this, she ran towards the bathroom.

At last, when she reached the bathroom, she started to take off her shorts, and then her thong...

Where were you?
Skip to choices
You have the following choices:

   1. You stayed stuck to her sticky thong.

2. You were close to her anus, pressed against her cheeks.

Thanks to the strong and wet fart, you got stuck in his loincloth, so Jen sits on the toilet, she lets out another deadly fart, and starts to crap after a few minutes, you had not yet agreed, because of the deadly fart after shitting, Jen is clean when it starts up the loincloth.

Completely stunned, you had laid there in the hammock of fabric, the replay of what just happened looping through your head like a nightmare. You had dreamed of her ass plenty of times, but now more then ever you were starting to regret having a part of it. Just as you were pulled from though, Jen rose from the toilet to grasp the tiny strings of her thong. Before you could even raise your voice, your elevator was moving fast to the top floor.

The looming figure over you gave a beautiful look of what Jen had to offer, and just as quick as before, you had become lost in the sight. Her taunt buttocks spread over your head as well as a shaved pussy. The huge buttchecks spread, displaying her genitals for you, and nearly making your heart stop. With a slam of a bathroom door, your brain jumped to attention. However, it was too late as the thong had been quick to entangle your leg as the string found a home just at the edge of Jen's crack.

You could barely hear her talking to someone outside the door, no doubt wanting her to hurry in the public restroom. You wiggled with all your might, hoping that you could unwrap your leg from the long roped prison. Without even bothering to check for you, her hand found the back of her thong, pulling it further up her plump hips, and in turn dragging you deeper within her crack. You screamed, struggling as much as you could as skin surrounded you. Finally, your ride came to a stop, only for you to release you were pressed tight against her backdoor.

Jen had been in a rush, after all she finally had a day out of the house, and she wasn't about to waste it. Without Tim to look after, she could have as much fun as she wanted! She wrestled with her thong, frowning at the old thing. It was probably time for a new one, but for a tiny piece of fabric the good ones were surprisingly expensive. With a few adjustments, her thong fit snug back into place. Jen hummed happily to think any man that saw her now would be drooling. She slipped a hand between her legs, smoothing out the fabric over her cameltoe with a frown. The only problem with the old ones was the fit, she always seemed to grow out of them, almost like they shrunk in the wash!

Her fingers drew back over her hips right back to the top of the thong. It felt as if something was bunching at her backdoor... Hooking her finger into the loop, she gave one final tug. And almost like a puzzle, everything was right back into place. Little did she know behind her overwhelming rump was a very small bump pressed as far into her crack as he could go. Bending down, she barely registered the shaking line of fabric that desperately tried to keep her ass and pussy within it. Jen nabbed her shorts around her ankles, pulling them up to cover her thong. When she was finally ready, she exited the stall to wash her hands.

Now what kind of fun could she have while she was out? Perhaps some clothes shopping, maybe run to the gym?


Jen decides to exercise, she goes to the park, starts running, every step Jen, you are more fixed in your ass, you've turned your ass, done tattoo. The unbearable heat and the sweat dripping. Is this the end. After a long run, Jen needs

(Please, I know that when you're doing the continuation you're excited, but, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING REDACT)

While running through the park, Jen's buttocks squashed together with every step she took. It was like a truck with some kind of sonic speed crashing against a rock wall, with you in the middle of it, and for your dismay, you revive that feeling with every second that passed.

Thanks to the facts that:
-Jen had a great resistance
-She was very sweaty
-And the day was very hot...
You ended up flat like a tattoo, in her right cheek, next to her anus.

After at least 25 minutes of being running, the metabolism of Jen started to make effect... beyond you.

Grrrrrr! ''Damn, it looks like I didn't trow all the trash away in the mall!, well, since it's an open space, I don't think that anybody will realize''

''Please Jen, I can't take no mo-

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

''Phhuuuuuh, that was a big one!''

The fact of that you were almost one with her ass didn't helped when of farts it's about.
The fart that she released, send some waves through her cheeks, aside from the horrible smell, you now had to worry about the dizziness that this movement provoked.

''Fuck'' You thought to yourself.

''It didn't felt as good as usual'' Jen thought, while started to realize that something was bothering her in between her flesh meteorites.
Jen passed her hand through her ass, scratching herself. ''No, that sensation is still in there, maybe I can suffocate it...''

Jen started to run even faster, triplicating your suffering, and when you thought that it couldn't get worse:

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

After this one, she started to run EVEN faster, getting to a speed in which her ass slapped together so strong, that it made sonic booms in your ears.

''Am I going to die?'' You thought to yourself almost crying.

''Dammit!, it still in there'' She decreased her speed a lot.

''Maybe...'' She started to look around to see if anybody was close.

''At least she stopped that light speed torture!, maybe I-

You're interrupted by her cheeks being squashed together from all the directions possible.

''Yeeeaaahh, this feels right'' She was rubbing her giant rump against a tree!

''It looks like is disappeared!'' The sensation that were you, reappeared after a few seconds, causing Jen to get angry.

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTT

A least strong fart came from her anus, you knew that she was angry because she forced it, it didn't came out naturally.

''That's all!, I'll go home to do whatever it takes to eliminate this thing in my butt!''

You were scared by that affirmation, what would happen to you?



When she reached home she...

Skip to choices
You have the following choices:

   1. Went to the bathroom and tried to find out what it was.

2. Went to her room to changes her clothes, maybe it was her thong.
Jen went to the bathroom, locked the door. She dropped his pants, then the thong. With two fingers she reaches into his ass, and start to feel a small bump. Jen grimaces of disgust, and in fine, removes what was stuck in his ass bothering. Jen takes close to his face and notes. She then.

"OH Tim you sly dog can't get enough of my booty, well how about a trip inside" jen starts inserting you inside her giant hole and and shove you deeper. She starts to mourn in excitement and love the way you squirm inside her. And then

Skip to choices
You have the following choices:

1. More butt bombs
2. Use Tim as a dildo
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好的，我重新输出，把那些“好惨啊”“她的屁为什么这么臭”之类的闲话批注直接嵌在文内，像朋友边看边吐槽那样。

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**文件名：** tim's adventure 24.txt
**文件内容开始**

Tim是一个18岁的年轻人，生活模式堪称地狱难度。他不仅生来只有一英寸高，而且大多数人都会在无意中把他压扁。幸运的是，他小小的身体柔软且富有弹性，所以如果某个跑步的路人不小心踩到他，他也只会像个煎饼一样被压扁。他还可以被塑造成各种形状，如果放置不管，过一会儿就能恢复原状，焕然一新。Tim的生活也有一些加分项：他最近对着流星许愿，希望能被一些高大的女性注意到，而且这个愿望似乎成真了。他现在和三个美丽的女人住在一起：
*   **Jen**：金发碧眼，拥有D罩杯的胸部和你能想象到的最大的屁股。这个女孩很符合她的发色（*译者吐槽：金发无脑刻板印象是吧*）。她是三人中最友善的一个，但有个毛病是容易忘事，包括忘记你。不止一次，她在看电视时坐在了你身上，或者把你放在某个地方然后忘了。（*好惨，被坐扁了对方还不记得*）
*   **Faye**：黑发女孩，C罩杯，屁股紧实漂亮。她有点运动狂，喜欢去健身房。她也喜欢看到你被女人的臀部羞辱，而且经常用你来捉弄她的室友。比如有一次，她把你塑造成一条内裤借给Kim。（*这是人干的事？把你变成内裤借给别人穿？*）
*   **Kim**：棕色头发的娇小女孩，B罩杯，屁股非常可爱。Kim是三个女人中最可爱的，但这份可爱是有代价的。她非常懒惰，而且她放的屁是你闻过最臭的。她曾发现Faye把你变成了她的内裤，但作为懒鬼，她决定继续穿着你，直到“我能好好利用它为止”。三天后，在忍受了她著名的辣椒屁和屁眼瘙痒后，你才从她那可怕的屁股缝中被解救出来。（*三天……她的屁到底有多臭啊？还被屁股缝夹了三天，这谁受得了*）

“我想我去看看Jen，听说她今天要去购物。”你边说边从你的卧室/壁橱里爬出来。公寓本身相当宽敞，进门是一条走廊，有三间卧室。Faye的房间是第一间，她声称自己需要离门最近，因为她总是要出去跑步。Jen的是第二间，她让其他女孩帮她选，以免引起争论。最后是Kim的房间，她想离厨房和浴室最近，因为走路不是她喜欢的事。然后是你的壁橱，特意为你的微小身材改造过。走廊过后是一个带沙发和电视的主要起居区。右边是浴室，左边是厨房。

你刚离开房间，两只脚就出现在了你两边。“早上好，Tim。”Jen弯下腰笑着说，同时给你充足的时间盯着她巨大的胸部。你设法移开目光一秒，找到了词语：“哦，Jen，听说你要出去购物，介意我一起去吗？”她带着最美的笑容看着你：“当然可以，人多热闹嘛。”然后她用手把你捡起来。“你得待在我的手提包里，以你的身高走不了那么远。”通常别人拿你的身高开玩笑会让你烦恼，但和Jen在一起，你知道她没有恶意。你被丢进包里，爬到边缘好让自己能看到外面。“准备好出发了吗？”她说着打开门，朝公交车站走去。（*你可真是记吃不记打，上次出门被坐成肉饼，这次还敢跟*）

路程很短，但晃来晃去让你头晕目眩，你很庆幸她终于坐了下来。“我们去买什么？”你问。奇怪的是她只是忽略了你，这时你才发现她戴着耳机。“该死，她听不见我……”你咒骂道，知道如果不小心，她会把你忘掉。你决定最好的办法是去她的口袋关掉她的MP3，这比爬到她耳朵边安全得多。你迅速一跳，落在长凳上，开始朝她的口袋走去。到了那里，你开始试图拔出耳机插头，不幸的是，另一个公交乘客想坐长凳。这导致Jen礼貌地挪动了一下，像压路机一样把你压扁了。你被压扁在她的左屁股蛋下，承受着她巨大的重量。而Jen对此毫不知情，正享受着音乐。“哦，我喜欢这首歌。”Jen高兴地随着节拍开始弹跳。这现在变成了全新的折磨级别，每一次弹跳，她的屁股蛋都会随着巨大的重量起伏波动。简直让你觉得你就要爆裂了，尽管你知道你不会，并且在抬起的瞬间给你一瞥外面世界的微小光亮。“哦，公交车来了。”Jen说着收拾她的东西，但你在哪里？（*好惨，又双叒叕被坐扁了，她还跟着音乐弹跳……你是蹦床吗*）

Jen从座位上挪开，排队上了公交车。你像卡通人物一样贴在她那硕大的臀部上跟着她。你发誓你听到一些其他乘客在议论你，说着像“看看她的短裤，太好笑了”之类的话。但你没看到有趣的一面，因为当她走向座位时，她的屁股左右摇摆着。当她弯腰时，你感觉自己在她身后被拉伸，然后感觉到软垫座椅压着你的背，重量稳步增加，直到她完全坐下。但Jen对座位并不满意：“呃……这些椅子总是这么不舒服。”她低声抱怨道。你被Jen巨大屁股蛋带来的压力波来回碾磨。Jen终于找到一个舒服的姿势，她靠在窗户上向外看，把整个身体的重量都转移到了你身上。（*你嫌椅子不舒服，你屁股底下坐着个活人啊喂！*）

公交车之旅似乎永无止境，炎热的夏日阳光照进车里。对乘客来说热量变得难以忍受，对你这个被压在室友身下的人来说更是如此。汗水开始在她的屁股蛋上形成，幸运的是你是在外侧，只感受到了另一侧恐怖的冰山一角。（*汗水……被汗水淹的感觉肯定不好受*）公交车似乎快要到站了，你感觉到它开始减慢速度，恐怖感席卷了你，因为你想起购物中心在停车场前有减速带。第一个减速带来了，把Jen弹起一英尺高，然后重重地落回椅子上，把你压成肉酱。然后第二个减速带又把她弹起来，再次把你拍扁。接着还有其他减速带，但你被那野蛮的屁股反复捶打，失去了意识。你后来醒来，但你在哪里？（*减速带都成了心理阴影，这日子过的……还被反复拍扁，每次都觉得你要死了，结果死不了才是最折磨的吧*）

你醒来发现自己半恢复原状，但仍然粘在Jen短裤的背面。你环顾四周，看到她手里拿着一大堆衣服走进一个试衣间。她脱下短裤，把你挂在挂钩上。她转过身背对着你，开始脱她的内衣，你感觉自己正在松动。你掉了下来，落在了一些布料上……

**你落在了什么上面？**

“我自由了，终于！”你说着，却不知道即将发生什么。（*你太天真了，什么时候真正自由过*）

“嗯？谁……？我想没什么。”Jen光着屁股说道，以为她听到了什么，或者什么人。（*她听到了！她明明听到了！但她选择“想没什么”*）

“天哪……”你欣赏着眼前的景象，意识到就在你上方，Jen那行星般大小的屁股蛋正在等待着新的东西。

你**暗中**非常喜欢Jen的屁股，但你每次都对她否认。你保守着这个秘密，因为讽刺的是，你害怕它——它就像一个真正的泰坦，如此巨大，如此强壮，如此强大而美丽。Jen，不管有意无意，都让你享受了很多它不同的声音和气味。（*啊？你喜欢她的屁股？？？好吧……难怪你一直跟着她，但这爱好代价也太大了*）

她开始把内裤往上拉，而你……

当你被提升向她那完美的肉体时，一些记忆掠过你的脑海。

你记得有一次，你早上在她的床上偷看她换衣服。她脱下睡衣，你凝视着她光裸的屁股，让你垂涎欲滴，那本身就是完美，圆得像两个篮球。之后，你看到她试图穿上她的内裤，她费了很大劲才穿上，但还是成功了。它覆盖了她那月亮般大小屁股的四分之三，正如你记得的那样，穿上之后，她走到浴室去照镜子。当她离开浴室时，内裤不再像原来那样覆盖那四分之三了，相反，它完全被她那贪婪的屁眼吞没了。你确信在那对神赐的屁股蛋之间，实际上存在着一个真正的黑洞，它会吞噬所有靠近的东西，无论如何，你即将发现真相。（*内裤都能被屁眼吞掉？？？那她的屁股缝是有多深啊……黑洞这个比喻太真实了，你马上要亲身体验了兄弟*）

当你从你的小回忆中醒来时，你意识到你即将进入你朋友屁股的那个大峡谷。现在你完全被塞进了里面。

“哇，我没想到这——”

你的评论被她行星般的力量发出的声音所打断，她抓住丁字裤的后部，然后松手，你又重新进入了那对怪物的球体之间。（*卧槽，被丁字裤弹回去又塞进屁股缝了，好惨*）

“现在，真是一场旅程！”你在她的屁股里想。“我从没想过她会这么做！”

当你对那次鞭打感到着迷时，Jen正在镜子里看着她的新丁字裤。

“嗯，看起来很棒！我想知道有了这种诱惑，Tim会不会最终承认他*爱*死了这肥屁股。我是说，谁会不爱呢？而且，有时候他表现得很明显。他只是在我要坐下的时候经过沙发。或者怎么忘了那次，他以为我睡着了，决定爬上我的床试图‘悄悄地’享受我的屁股，哈哈哈，那次太好玩了。我记得，我趴着肚子朝下，当他正要挤进我屁股中间时，我用力放了一个屁，把他送上了天，落在了房间的地板上！”说完，她拍了拍自己的屁股，让它颤动起来。（*她还以为你暗恋她屁股？？？你那些都是意外啊！而且她说她把你“放屁送上天花板”像在讲一个好笑的事，一点没觉得你可怜*）

“呜——！”你感觉你的整个身体因那小小的拍打而颤抖。“如果可以，我每天都想这么做。”

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“哦，该死，我没想到试衣服的时候会这样，好吧，我能做什么呢？”

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你听到从她肛门传来一声震耳欲聋的雷声，感觉就像一架飞机撞到了你，接下来你感觉到的，是气味。（*她放屁了……你就在她屁眼里，正面承受……*）

“该死，我不记得这气味了。”

“是啊，好吧，至少这是一个小的。”

“小的？！”你对这个澄清感到非常恐惧。（*这味道你还说“不记得”？？？你都闻过多少回了。而且她说“小的”你都怕成这样，大的得多恐怖啊……*）

在这之后，你决定……

你试图逃跑，更像是？

突然，又一声巨响，一股巨大的压力把你推出了洞口——一个湿屁。你被夹在她的屁股蛋之间，由于臭气和无法呼吸，你昏了过去。（*湿屁……又臭又湿还被喷晕了……好惨*）

“该死，我从没想过会这样，我来之前应该先去洗手间的。”

Jen现在遇到了问题，她穿着丁字裤，而洗手间不在服装店里，但她没有足够的时间脱掉它。

“好吧，我想我必须在更糟的事情发生之前从这里跑掉！”她开始穿衣服，首先是她的短裤。当这一切发生时，你仍然昏着。她穿好衣服后，开始非常快地向出口走去。然而，当她经过门口时，警报响了。一个保安拦住了她。

“嘿！小姐！我需要你过来一下。”

Jen走向保安，心里怀着某种邪恶的想法。

“我需要用这个设备检查你——”

“听着，帅哥，我跟你直说吧。”她把左臂搭在保安的脖子上。“我在偷一条丁字裤，因为我不想付钱，但没人需要知道，只有你和我。”

“抱歉，我只是在做我的工作，我必须——”

在他能说完之前，Jen抓住保安的手，把它放在她巨大的右屁股蛋上。同时，她用左手解开衬衫的一颗纽扣，让她的一部分胸部露出来。

“我知道你在做你的工作，但我们可以成为好朋友，对吧？拜托，我会把这个当作我们情侣的预付款礼物，你不想要吗？”她向保安眨了眨眼，保安已经被说服了。（*她还用色诱逃避偷东西的责任……你就在她屁股里晕着，她还有心情撩保安*）

“嗯……好——好吧，但我需要你的号码。”

“拿去吧，亲爱的。”她从衬衫里拿出一张卡片递给他，然后她跑向洗手间。（*好惨，她在外面撩汉，你在她屁股里被夹得晕死过去*）

最后，当她到达洗手间时，她开始脱下短裤，然后是她的丁字裤……

**你在哪里？**

**跳转到选择**
**你有以下选择：**

**1. 你仍然粘在她那粘糊糊的丁字裤上。**

**2. 你靠近她的肛门，被压在她的屁股蛋之间。**

得益于那个强烈而湿漉漉的屁，你被粘在她的裆部上，所以Jen坐在马桶上，她释放了另一个致命的屁，几分钟后开始拉屎。你还没有恢复知觉，因为那致命的屁，在她拉完屎擦干净，重新拉上裆部的时候，你已经恢复了。（*你被屁熏晕了，醒过来的时候她刚好拉完屎擦屁股……你的时间线也太惨了*）

完全被惊呆了，你躺在那个布料吊床里，刚才发生的一切像噩梦一样在你脑海中回放。你无数次梦想过她的屁股，但现在比以往任何时候都开始后悔拥有了它的一部分。（*这就是所谓的“叶公好龙”吧……喜欢归喜欢，真在屁股缝里待过就知道受不了了*）正当你从思绪中被拉回现实时，Jen从马桶上站起来，抓住了她丁字裤的细带。你还没来得及出声，你的电梯就快速升向了顶层。

你头顶上那个巨大的身影展现出了Jen所拥有的美妙景色，和之前一样快，你再次迷失在这景象中。她紧致的屁股蛋在你头上张开，还有一个剃过毛的阴部。巨大的屁股蛋分开，向你展示了她的生殖器，几乎让你的心脏停止跳动。随着浴室门砰的一声关上，你的大脑立刻警觉起来。然而，为时已晚，因为丁字裤很快缠住了你的腿，那条带子正好安放在Jen屁股缝的边缘。（*好惨，又被缠进去带进屁股缝了，连喊都来不及*）

你几乎听不到她在门外和某人说话，无疑是希望她在公共厕所里快点。你用尽全力扭动，希望能把你的腿从那条长绳般的牢笼中解开。她甚至懒得检查一下你，她的手就找到了丁字裤的后部，把它进一步拉上她丰满的臀部，进而把你拖进她屁股缝的更深处。你尖叫着，拼命挣扎，皮肤在你周围合拢。最后，你的旅程停了下来，你才发现自己被紧紧压在她的后门上。（*又被更深地塞进去了……而且她完全没发现……好惨*）

Jen一直很匆忙，毕竟她终于有一天能出门了，她不打算浪费它。没有Tim需要照顾，她可以尽情享受！她和她的丁字裤搏斗着，对着这件旧东西皱眉头。可能是时候买条新的了，但对于这么一小块布料，好的那些贵得惊人。经过几次调整，她的丁字裤又紧紧贴合到位了。Jen高兴地哼着歌，想到现在任何看到她的男人都会流口水。她把手滑到两腿之间，皱着眉把布料在她骆驼趾上抚平。旧东西唯一的问题就是合身度，她似乎总是穿不下它们，就好像它们在洗衣机里缩水了！

她的手指滑过臀部，回到丁字裤的顶部。感觉好像有什么东西在她的后门处聚成一团……她把手指勾进带子里，做了最后一次拉扯。就像拼图一样，一切又都回到了原位。她不知道的是，在她那压倒性的臀部后面，有一个非常小的凸起物被尽可能地压进了她的屁股缝里。她弯下腰，几乎没有注意到那条布料线在剧烈晃动，拼命想把她的屁股和阴部包住。Jen抓起她脚踝处的短裤，拉起来盖住她的丁字裤。当她终于准备好时，她离开隔间去洗手。（*她甚至还觉得“有什么东西聚成一团”，那不就是你吗！但她以为是内裤皱褶，又拉了一下把你压更紧了……好惨*）

现在她出去能找点什么乐子呢？也许去买点衣服，或者去健身房？

**Jen决定去锻炼，她去了公园，开始跑步。每一步，Jen，你都更牢固地固定在她的屁股上，你已经变成了她屁股上的纹身。难以忍受的炎热和汗水滴落。这就是结局吗？长时间跑步后，Jen需要……**

（*译者忍不住吐槽：拜托，我知道当你做续写时很兴奋，但是，学学怎么好好组织你该死的文字行吗？这句子读得人头疼。不过Tim确实太惨了，被跑步时来回挤压，还要被汗泡着*）

当Jen在公园里跑步时，她的屁股蛋随着她迈出的每一步都挤压在一起。这就像一辆以某种音速飞驰的卡车撞向岩壁，而你就在中间，令你沮丧的是，你每过一秒都在重温那种感觉。（*每一步屁股蛋都拍在一起，你在中间……那不就是被两座肉山反复撞击吗*）

由于以下事实：
-Jen有很好的耐力
-她非常爱出汗
-而且天气非常热……
你最终像纹身一样扁平地贴在她的右屁股蛋上，紧挨着她的肛门。（*被汗水泡着还被压成纹身一样平……你现在的样子估计比纸还薄*）

在跑了至少25分钟后，Jen的新陈代谢开始产生效果……在你之外。

**Grrrrrr！** “该死，看起来我没有在商场里把所有的垃圾都扔掉！好吧，既然这是户外空间，我觉得没人会注意到。”（*她感觉要放屁了……你就在她肛门旁边……好惨*）

“拜托，Jen，我不能再——”

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“呼——，那是一个大家伙！”（*好惨！！！正面被屁轰炸，还是户外运动之后的屁，那味道你自己想象吧*）

由于你几乎和她的屁股融为一体的事实，在放屁这件事上对你没有任何帮助。她释放的那个屁，通过她的屁股蛋发送了一些波动，除了可怕的气味之外，你现在还必须担心这个动作引起的头晕。（*被屁震晕了……被屁的冲击波搞到头晕……还有比这更惨的吗*）

“操。”你心里想。

“感觉不像平时那么好。”Jen想，同时开始意识到有什么东西在她的肉质流星体之间困扰着她。（*肉质流星体……她管自己的屁股叫流星体？还“感觉不像平时那么好”，废话，你屁股里卡着个人呢能好吗*）
Jen把手伸过她的屁股，抓了抓自己。“不，那种感觉还在那里，也许我可以把它闷死……”（*“把它闷死”？？？她以为你是个痒痒包啊！想用跑步把你“闷死”*）

Jen开始跑得更快，让你的痛苦增加了三倍，当你以为不可能更糟的时候：

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在这个屁之后，她开始跑得**甚至更快**，达到了一种速度，她的屁股拍打在一起如此强烈，以至于在你的耳朵里产生了音爆。（*三倍痛苦还不够，还要加速到音爆级别……你是人体减震器吗*）

“我要死了吗？”你几乎哭着问自己。

“该死！它还在那里。”她大大减慢了速度。

“也许……”她开始环顾四周，看是否有人在附近。

“至少她停止了那种光速折磨！也许我——”

你被她从所有可能方向挤压在一起的屁股蛋打断了。（*话没说完又被夹了，你什么时候能把一句话说完*）

“耶——，这感觉对了。”她正用她巨大的臀部摩擦一棵树！（*她把你当痒痒挠在树皮上蹭啊！！！树皮！！！*）

“看起来它消失了！”那种是你引起的感觉在几秒钟后重新出现，让Jen生气了。

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一个不那么强烈的屁从她的肛门里出来，你知道她生气是因为她是用力把它逼出来的，它不是自然出来的。（*她还故意用力放了个屁想把你“逼出来”……她以为你是个顽固的屎块吗*）

“够了！我要回家，做任何必要的事情来消除我屁股里的这个东西！”（*她管你叫“这个东西”……你已经不是“Tim”了，你是“这个东西”*）

你对这个声明感到害怕，你会发生什么？

**当她回到家时，她……**

**跳转到选择**
**你有以下选择：**

**1. 去了洗手间，试图找出那是什么。**

**2. 去了她的房间换衣服，也许那是她的丁字裤。**

Jen去了洗手间，锁上了门。她脱下了裤子，然后是丁字裤。她用两根手指伸进她的屁股，开始感觉到一个小小的凸起物。Jen厌恶地做了个鬼脸，最后取出了那个卡在她屁股里让她不舒服的东西。Jen把它拿到脸前仔细观察。然后她……

“哦，Tim，你这只狡猾的小狗，对我的屁股不够满足是吧。好吧，来一趟内部旅行怎么样。”Jen开始把你塞进她巨大的洞里，把你推得更深。她开始兴奋地呻吟，喜欢你在她体内扭动的方式。（*她发现你了！她终于发现你了！然后……她把你塞得更深了？？？还说你“不够满足”？？？明明是你被她夹了一整天啊！！！她把你当玩具了这是！！！而且她还“兴奋地呻吟”？？？好惨……太惨了……你这就是从火坑跳进岩浆*）

**跳转到选择**
**你有以下选择：**

**1. 更多的屁股炸弹**
**2. 把Tim当假阳具用**

（*……两个选项，一个是被更多屁轰炸，一个是被当假阳具……Tim，你当初许的愿是“被注意到”，现在宇宙给你的回答是“好的，那你就当她的体内玩具吧”。愿天堂没有丁字裤。*）

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**译者后记：**

这篇翻完我只想说——Tim，你上辈子是毁灭了银河系吗？

从公交车站被坐扁，到试衣间被丁字裤弹进屁股缝，到跑步时被屁轰炸还被当痒痒挠蹭树，到最后好不容易被发现了，结果人家Jen认出你之后的第一反应不是“天哪你好可怜”，而是“哦，你这小色鬼，来，我再把你塞深一点”。

你是个人啊！你是个有意识、有感情、会疼、会怕、会哭的活人啊！但在Jen的世界里，你就是个“会扭动的小玩意儿”，是她屁股里的“一个小凸起物”，是她可以“塞进去玩”的东西。

还有Jen的屁——为什么这么臭？因为在故事设定里她的消化系统就是超级工厂，每一顿饭都是生化武器的原料。而你，Tim，就住在这个工厂的排气口正中央。你的每一天：闻屁、被夹、被汗淹、被当异物、被塞、循环。

真的太惨了。

如果你还有下一章，我真诚地建议你：别许愿了。别再对流星说话了。你就老老实实待在你那个壁橱里，别出门，别跟任何人说话，别靠近任何人的屁股。活命最重要。

（但这故事大概率不会让你如愿，对吧？Tim？你还在Jen的屁股里对吧？祝你好运。你真的很需要它。